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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>One site’s trash is another site’s treasure.</description><title>The Flotsam</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theflotsam)</generator><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>nickdouglas:

Rap battle

The streets actually don’t look...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86qeoNfX11qz4vjio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://toomuchnick.com/post/1059691684/rap-battle" target="_blank"&gt;nickdouglas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/09/rap-battle.html" target="_blank"&gt;Rap battle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The streets actually don’t look so bad these days.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059742353</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059742353</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:19:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>What do you suppose Snooki uses to film her YouTube videos? The...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4VKXcxKJ58Q?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What do you suppose Snooki uses to film her YouTube videos? The quality is banging.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059667773</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059667773</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:00:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“You desired my attention, but denied my...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/I_Od0PJp6GI?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You desired my attention, but denied my affections.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059567729</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059567729</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:34:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>As if I wasn’t already terrified of bedbugs, now I learn...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MakIB_IJnu0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As if I wasn’t already terrified of bedbugs, now I learn they have knives for penises?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also: Whaaaaaaaaaatttttt?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059511320</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059511320</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:19:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rillawafers:

gregrutter:

brainworks:

I spoke TOO soon.  If...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/399Wlt10b5E?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/1059425588/gregrutter-brainworks-i-spoke-too-soon-if" target="_blank"&gt;rillawafers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059399155/brainworks-i-spoke-too-soon-if-you-thought-nc" target="_blank"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brainworks.tumblr.com/post/1059358228" target="_blank"&gt;brainworks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I spoke TOO soon.  If you thought NC A&amp;T was good in rehearsal, watch them destroy the reproductive organs of everyone in this audience. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How fun would learning be from this teacher?  I can’t say enough about this decision.  Prescient.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve deleted my earlier post. Watch this final version of The Bed Intruder song. Run and tell that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m hyperventilating.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pure.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059491394</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/1059491394</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 14:14:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yHK0JVAqQgE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/730119848</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/730119848</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 23:39:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cameronr:

The Sunday Service - Are You My Dad?
</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/4759195" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/729662897" target="_blank"&gt;cameronr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Sunday Service - Are You My Dad?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/730042305</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/730042305</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:49:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bestrooftalkever:

(via le-tigre | caseystarz)

That smug little...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4bpes1glU1qb1v62o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/722827327/via-le-tigre-caseystarz" target="_blank"&gt;bestrooftalkever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://le-tigre.tumblr.com/post/722817393/apandaspropaganda-thisismyboomstick-via" target="_blank"&gt;le-tigre&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://caseystarz.tumblr.com/post/718881758" target="_blank"&gt;caseystarz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That smug little paperclip is too smart for his own good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722833501</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722833501</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 15:57:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via fuckyeahfunnythings)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4czsmYExp1qaaa5bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahfunnythings.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahfunnythings&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722578606</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722578606</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:18:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via sirmitchell, juliasegal)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4cyinW00B1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://sirmitchell.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;sirmitchell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/721388291" target="_blank"&gt;juliasegal&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722295953</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722295953</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 12:30:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>OK. I haven’t seen this movie in years, but now I have to...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rl4bRRD-tQc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;OK. I haven’t seen this movie in years, but now I have to go rent it immediately. I was too young to catch most of this “subtext” the first time around. But I love that everyone involved has such a good sense of humor about the whole thing. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/06/yep-nightmare-on-elm-street-2-is-gay.html" target="_blank"&gt;fourfour: Yep, Nightmare On Elm Street 2 is gay&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722213106</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722213106</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:58:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via bradofarrell, giant-girls)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l47u3fZdqg1qzntqdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://bradofarrell.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;bradofarrell&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://giant-girls.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;giant-girls&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722052635</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722052635</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 10:53:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I forget how great/stupid the original Star Trek...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7ZWaWrvJ7nA?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I forget how great/stupid the original Star Trek series was.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722006673</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/722006673</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 10:32:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The opening scene from the original Toy Story recreated with...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q-2XMVHpVTY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The opening scene from the original Toy Story recreated with real toys.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Andy’s forearm looks bigger than I remember.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/721945238</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/721945238</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 10:06:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cuntpunt:

(via tannuh)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4clxarFd21qbe82eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cuntpunt.tumblr.com/post/720776993" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;cuntpunt&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tannuh.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;tannuh&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/720779878</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/720779878</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 01:03:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cheer up, big fella.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kcsemGUl0xM?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cheer up, big fella.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/720702253</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/720702253</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:34:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>alexblagg:

National Treasure.

Which is worse: That Nic Cage...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kytpp5s1M11qz7kfko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://alexblagg.tumblr.com/post/428692001/national-treasure" target="_blank"&gt;alexblagg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;National Treasure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Which is worse: That Nic Cage appears to be eating a banana with the peel still intact or his wig?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/428710177</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/428710177</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:34:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>davidcho:

Hurley Hugo Reyes - ‘Party In The USA’
This is a...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/J0O9NVCVMwo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.money-cash-hos.com/post/424711973/hurley-hugo-reyes-party-in-the-usa-this-is-a" target="_blank"&gt;davidcho&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hurley Hugo Reyes - ‘Party In The USA’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a perfect example of the internet using its powers for good not evil.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/watch_the_brilliant_fan-made_t.html" target="_blank"&gt;Vulture&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Best.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/424725869</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/424725869</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:07:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Rich Eisen’s 40-Yard Dash
Minus PrimeTime’s cackling...</title><description>&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5484897/rich-eisens-40+yard-dash-an-amusing-special+effects-bonanza" target="_blank"&gt;Rich Eisen’s 40-Yard Dash&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Minus PrimeTime’s cackling this is an awesome clip.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/424693195</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/424693195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:46:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Nope.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://"&gt;Nope.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://evangotlib.tumblr.com/post/424512550" target="_blank"&gt;evangotlib&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;“Our family doesn’t have a TV anymore. We have five laptops at the dining room table and we all watch whatever we love.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;— Amazing quote from a recent focus group. (via &lt;a href="http://tim.shey.net/" target="_blank"&gt;moth&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://www.mdfsmash.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mdfsmash&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like the sentiment of internet killing TV, but I call bullshit. Trying to satisfy all your entertainment needs with only a computer leaves you a day late and step behind. If you rely on your laptop as the sole source of your broadcast entertainment, talking to you at the water cooler is the equivalent of snacking on a loaf of day old bread.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/424525491</link><guid>http://theflotsam.tumblr.com/post/424525491</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:42:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
